(18) The Dowager Abides: Downton meets Lebowski

Donny
Are these the Nazis, Walter? 

Walter
No, Donny, these men are nihilists. There’s nothing to be afraid of. 

(17) The Dowager Abides: Downton meets Lebowski

THE STRANGER
D’ya got a good sarsaparilla?

BARTENDER
Sioux City Sarsaparilla?

THE STRANGER
Yeah, that’s a good one.

(16) The Dowager Abides: Downton meets Lebowski

The Dude
Fuckin’ Quintana… that creep can roll, man.  

Walter
Yeah, but he’s a pervert, Dude.

The Dude
Yeah. 

Walter: No, he’s a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. 

The Dude: Oh! 

Walter
When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederast.

Donny
What’s a… pederast, Walter? 

Walter
Shut the fuck up, Donny.

(15) The Dowager Abides: Downton meets Lebowski

The Dude
I could be just sitting at home with pee stains on my rug.

(14) The Dowager Abides: Downton meets Lebowski

Bunny Lebowski
l’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. 
…  
Bunny Lebowski
Brandt can’t watch, though, or he has to pay a hundred. 
… 
The Dude
Uh, I’m just gonna go find a cash machine. 

(13) The Dowager Abides: Downton meets Lebowski

Dude
My only hope is that the big Lebowski kills me before the Germans can cut my dick off.

(12) The Dowager Abides: Downton meets Lebowski

Maude Lebowski
My father’s weakness is vanity, hence the slut

(11) The Dowager Abides: Downton meets Lebowski

WALTER: GOD DAMN IT! Look, just because we’re bereaved, that doesn’t make us saps!

(10) The Dowager Abides: Downton meets Lebowski

The Dude
Look, just stay away from my fucking lady friend. 

Da Fino
Hey, I’m not messing with your special lady. 

The Dude
She’s not my special lady, she’s my fucking lady friend. I’m just helping her conceive, man! 

(9) The Dowager Abides: Downton meets Lebowski

Walter
You have got to buck up, man. You cannot drag this negative energy in to the tournament! 

The Dude
Fuck the tournament… Fuck YOU, Walter! 

Walter
Fuck the tournament? All right, I can see you don’t want to be cheered up here, Dude.
Come on Donny, let’s go get us a lane.